This is the Part Where You Run.

weaver-z:

There’s a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a “duet me” challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

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arsanatomica:

arsanatomica:

catgirl-kaiju:

arsanatomica:

the end of this post hit me like this:

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electrificata:

electrificata:

electrificata:

electrificata:

electrificata:

Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction

I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like “notes of leather and wet stone” you think “did an insane person write this its grapes” but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking “mmm little bit of leather on the finish there” and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.

With omegaverse fanfic. You -

You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please

Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick

i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.

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animentality:

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that1girlsierra:

aterabyte:

ryebreadgf:

#okay not to ruin the joke by explaining it#but people in the notes are legitimately confused#ok some of this is bad but XYZ is just goofy little jokes!!?#yeah that’s what’s happening here#she’s dramatizing how a steady algorithmic feed of misogyny radicalizes people#it’s silly jokes it’s Not That Deep#and then it’s jolly good-natured lifestyle content#and then it’s deeply ugly reactionary conspiracy theories#but it’s all so light and quick and it just flows effortlessly over you#once you’re in the pipeline#and it all sounds equally friendly and approachable in tone#and maybe the first time you hear something it sounds a little wrong#or not quite what you believe#but the next thing is fine and the next few things are just jokes#until suddenly this is just where you live#this is what the world sounds like hour after hour#this is what the normalization of reactionary fascist ideas sounds like in action

THE TAGS THE TAGS THE TAGS THE TAGS

I am so isolated from the insidious stuff that I always find the slow creep of the jokes funny but they start to itch something at me eventually. I think girl dinner is hilarious BECAUSE it’s so ridiculous but most people don’t take it that way (off tumblr) and then it starts to make me feel icky to joke about it at all and oh my god I’m just ducking down hiding from these reels

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twinkenjoyer:

hedgie20:

this is a murder scene

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boydykedevo:

boydykedevo:

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say “battery low” in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

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froody:

frogwknife:

froody:

haggard from her battle (psychologically terrorizing my mom’s golden retriever for hours) the warrior (inbred 9 pound cat) cautiously trods towards the celebratory banquet (Rae Dunn bowl full of kibble)

This cat looks like the fucked up garfield plushie

thank you. she is.

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jewfrogs:

why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis

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ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

ilajue:

THEY STOLE MY SHIT

SHE LITERALLY TOOK MY POST AND DANCED BEHIND IT 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I’m feeling a strange emotion ngl. baby’s first tiktok theft

gave in to the urges

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